Confess!!

The Truth is out there

I know it is

Someone knows the answer to the question

That haunts me tonight

Someone will be responsible for the consequences

Of their actions. 

 

Oh, it will happen

Unless someone comes forward with the truth

And it has to be now.

 

Someone has all my underwear

And whomever you are needs to come forward

 

You can remain anonymous

No prosecution

Just return my underwear

 

Last week sometime I washed almost every pair I own

And that is a lot of huge granny panty underwear

Cuz I change out several times a day and I hate to do laundry so there are lots and lots of big girl panties

 

And lo though I have looked in every nook and cranny of my house and questioned all the family,

Both  human and feline

Nothing has turned up

 

Somewhere out there is a big laundry basket full of my underwear and if you don't return it

 

I will be going commando

 

And it will be YOUR fault.