Sunday, January 5, 2014

Confess!!

The Truth is out there
I know it is
Someone knows the answer to the question
That haunts me tonight
Someone will be responsible for the consequences
Of their actions. 
 
Oh, it will happen
Unless someone comes forward with the truth
And it has to be now.
 
Someone has all my underwear
And whomever you are needs to come forward
 
You can remain anonymous
No prosecution
Just return my underwear
 
Last week sometime I washed almost every pair I own
And that is a lot of huge granny panty underwear
Cuz I change out several times a day and I hate to do laundry so there are lots and lots of big girl panties
 
And lo though I have looked in every nook and cranny of my house and questioned all the family,
Both  human and feline
Nothing has turned up
 
Somewhere out there is a big laundry basket full of my underwear and if you don't return it
 
I will be going commando
 
And it will be YOUR fault.

2 comments:

Meg & Quill said...

What a thing to steal!

LeAnn said...

I know, right?
I don't know that someone stole it... could be.... aliens...