The Truth is out there
I know it is
Someone knows the answer to the question
That haunts me tonight
Someone will be responsible for the consequences
Of their actions.
Oh, it will happen
Unless someone comes forward with the truth
And it has to be now.
Someone has all my underwear
And whomever you are needs to come forward
You can remain anonymous
Just return my underwear
Last week sometime I washed almost every pair I own
And that is a lot of huge granny panty underwear
Cuz I change out several times a day and I hate to do laundry so there are lots and lots of big girl panties
And lo though I have looked in every nook and cranny of my house and questioned all the family,
Both human and feline
Nothing has turned up
Somewhere out there is a big laundry basket full of my underwear and if you don't return it
I will be going commando
And it will be YOUR fault.