LOOK AT THIS THING!!
Have you ever seen anything so bizarre and freakish?
It is a renegade eyebrow lash
It never stops growing
Ever
Who even knows how long it would eventually get if I did not trim it every week or so.
It would probably trail down my face and get in my mouth.
Or get under my feet and trip me.
It is a Rebel Lash
An Anarchist Lash
It is that Emo Lash that wears a skirt over shredded straight legged jeans, a dollar collar, piercings all over its face and half a stick of kohl around its eyes then is all like
"What are YOU looking at??"
This lash is the Ren McCormack of Lashes yelling
"LET'S DANCE"
It is the Lady Gaga of eyebrow lashes.
It is the William Wallace of eyebrow lashes yelling "You can wax your eyebrows but you CAN'T TAKE OUR FREEDOM"
This eyebrow is the President in Independence Day... ".... But as the day the world (aka eyebrows) declared in one voice; "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight...... Today we celebrate our Independence Day."
This Lash Yells "YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE" and stomps out of the room.
Yeah, pretty strange, right?
2 comments:
With that many personalities it's like the Carrie of lashes (you totally set me up for that one). At least your wild lash is standard width. I have tree branches growing out of my brows that can't be cut because getting the chain saw that close to my face would void its warranty. I have to uproot them!
Pictures Wayne. Do Share!!!
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