Sunday, August 25, 2013

I Hate It When This Happens

Dontcha hate it when you are working at taking off your sheets because it is the last Saturday of the month with a 'G' in it and so that means you need to clean them and as you lean down to unhook them your hair gets sucked into the floor fan at the foot of your bed and you have a momentary panic attack because maybe your entire scalp is going to be torn off or maybe you will have to cut it out and so you turn it off and wonder if you should yell for someone to help but then you remember how great it went when you got your arm stuck in your bed and had to be rescued and you are still in your pajamas so you are not going to call the paramedics and let them see you like that again this year so you just work on your hair until it comes free and you just go on with your day.

Or is it just me?

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