Has This Ever Happened To You?

Have you ever lived in California where someone (coughevilgasolineoverlordscough)

 decides to jump gas prices $.50 a gallon more IN ONE DAY?

 

And then they start telling you that they are going to RUN OUT OF GAS TOO!

And so you drive over to Costco at 6:00am to get cheap gas

And there is a crowd of at least 20 cars in various lines only half of which you

can use because your gas tank is on the right? 

(Or the left?  Is it the left or the right?  DANG IT!)

So you figure out which line to get in and you settle in to moving forward

to take your turn.  And then when you are completely enclosed by cars

on all sides you decide to get your Costco card out.

 

And you can't find it

You look everywhere.

But you can't find it

 

Meanwhile you realize you are now going to be late for work

And you are trapped in the gas line and by the time you get off work

California will be out of gas altogether

 

And this scenario starts sounding vaguely familiar

So you look around for

ZOMBIES

Because, well it seemed to make sense at the time.

And you wait

And finally your turn comes

But you can't get gas because you can't find your damn Costco Card

 

So you do what amounts to the gas station Walk of Shame

And pull on through

No doubt leaving the other gas station customers to wonder why;

Did she forget what side her tank was on?

 

Did she see

ZOMBIES?

Did she just have nothing better to do on her way to work?
Did she lose her Costco Card???
Has that ever happened to you?

 

Me Neither.