Once Again I Don't Understand

And now, another rant about confusing signs:

This one is down the street from where I work

There is no address

There is no phone number

It is in a vacant lot and there is no Lawn Mower Shop to be seen

Seriously?

Next we have a confusing Wedding Marquee Sign.

I don't get it.  Someone help me.

I mean I think what they are trying to say is that she stole his heart

 so he is making her take his name to punish her?

Is his name really awful like  "I.P. Freely" or "Seymour Buttz"

This is romantic?

Does the person not understand how pronouns work?   

Or is it that Woman A took the man's heart and all his fiance has left is his name?

Is part of it left off.....  

"I'm taking his last name and..... sending it in to Craigslist under

 "Jerks You Don't Want to Hook Up With"?

Is it that the Woman took Man A's heart so now Man A is marrying Man B?

Seriously--- does some one proof read these things.

Finally we have a local church

I can't figure out if this is two separate sayings on one marquee or if they are supposed to relate to each other.   Or if "Rest" is a code word for something else.

But all in all I know that Geeez Blog readers appreciate the weird signs around town!