Doctor visit means haiku
Poetry means calm
Nope, not logical
Not looking means not finding
Hello Denial
I try not to faint
Upon hearing my poundage
Hippopotamus
Recite litany
Of medical conditions
To new provider
Feel like an old fart
Being middle aged sure sucks
Wish I were 30
Before menopause
Before the high blood pressure
Not so big and fat
She sprays that cold stuff
On assorted locations
Meeting tomorrow
Blisters on my face
Lets hope they dont look too gross
Curling iron burns?
Lets get some blood drawn
Check you for more diseases
When last tetnus shot?
Looked inside my ears
Did she see any brains?
Or just many bats
How lucky are you
To hear of my physical
Descriptive haiku
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