No one needed me. No one was waiting for me.
I was wearing my purple boots-- which make me feel adventurous, as you know, and so I decided to make a trip to the grocery store.
But since I was adorned so gloriously, I decided to go to Trader Joes!
One of the things I like about Trader Joes is that I can take pictures of the food and no one really seems to find that odd. If they do I just say "Well, I write a famous blog you know! And so I must document my fabulous and facinating life!" Then I hand them my business card with my blog address on it and go about my merry way.
Next up--- I was ASTONISHED to discover that there is actual FRYING CHEESE!!! And here I have been trying and trying and trying to re-create the famous Greek Fried Goat Cheese Appetizer. Did I buy it? NO!! I did NOT! Why? Because I will not cheat the cheese. I will keep on working on my own Flaming Goat Cheese Appetizer.
Far be it for me to point out the obvious but, really people. When you freeze the shrimp they get really really cold so is it really necessary to point out that they are blue? Really?
Finally, in the toy section I found some Jedi Light Sabers. I had never seen any like these before! They were right there hidden in plain sight cleverly disguised as brussel sprout stalks!
BRUSSEL SPROUT STALKS? How stupid do these people think we are?????