Back To School

Spring Semester has started at Cerro Coso College (GO COYOTES!) so now I am matriculating once again. Only Uni-Matriculating though, not Bi-Matriculating quite yet. AV College (GO MARAUDERS!) doesn’t start their spring semester until February 9th.

Today my sister/wife/mom was at Walmart so she said she could pick up some school supplies because it is raining outside and I am really sick with a really nasty bad cold but I went to work anyhow cuz that is the kind of committed employee I am. And I did need a new notebook to organize my Spanish Class Homework.

So she was all like “They have these really perfectly fine black notebooks for $.92. Are they okay?” And I was all like “NO! ONLY DORKS HAVE PLAIN BLACK NOTEBOOKS!! DO YOU WANT EVERY. OTHER. STUDENT. IN THE ENTIRE COLLEGE TO MAKE FUN OF ME???? DO YOU WANT ME TO SIT ALONE IN THE CAFETERIA?? ” And she was all like “LeAnn, this is an online course, they won’t ever even see you.”
And I was all like “OMG YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL”
And she was like “I am trying to understand you, can we communicate?” And I was all like “OMG HOW CAN I COMMUNICATE WITH SOMEONE FROM YOUR GENERATION??? YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL” And she was all like “Okay…. What is it that you are looking for?”
And I was all like “OMG YOU DON”T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL!! SOMETHING THAT EXPRESSES WHO I AM AND WHAT I BELIEVE IN!! SOMETHING FROM TWILIGHT?? HELLO??? SOMETHING THAT EXPRESSES WHAT REALLY TRULY TRUE TRUE LOVE FOREVER AND FOREVER IS ALL ABOUT!! LOVE THAT TRANSCENDS TIME AND PATHOS AND CHAOS AND DEATH AND UNDEATH AND IS JUST REALLY TRULY TRUE?
SOMETHING WITH JACOB ON IT WITH HIS SHIRT OFF!!?
And she was all like “What about a notebook with polka dots on it?”
And I was all like “OMG!!! FREAKING POLKA DOTS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL!!!.......

WHAT COLOR ARE THE POLKA DOTS?”