Monday, September 2, 2013

Do Not Dismiss Me!

Unless you have been living under a rock you must be aware of the recent uprising of meteorlogical marine incidents aka Sharknado. 
 
Sharknado
 
As IMBd puts it:
 "When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. "
 
But you may not know about Ghost Shark:
 
"When rednecks on a fishing trip kill a great white shark, its spirit comes back for revenge, and soon turns its sights on the town of Smallport. Teenage Ava, her younger sister Cicely and friend Blaise witness the start of the ghost shark's rampage but the authorities don't believe their story. With the help of a crotchety lighthouse keeper named Finch the teens discover that the spectral shark can hunt wherever there's water, and that the town's dark past may provide the clues they need to defeat it"
 
 
ACTUAL GHOST SHARK VIDEO CLIPS CLICK HERE

This is an actual picture I took recently at my neighborhood Albertsons Supermarket.  Those are sharks.  And water.  And papertowels--- but those are just to throw you off.
The signs are all around you if you look for them.


 
I know that many of you believe this blog to be entertainment.  Sometimes educational.  But today I bring you this cautionary message:  Sharks are out there.  They can show up anywhere.
And Big Brother doesn't want you to believe.  They want you to take the threat lightly as the ranting of a middle aged sleep deprived granny. 
 But hear me now and listen to me later: 
Big Brother Shark is out there.
He is hungry
And he thinks you look tasty.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!
This is the most amazing blog EVER!
I am so grateful that you are here to tell us about things that are too controversial for other people to take a chance on blogging!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe that you don't get lots and lots of comments every time you post one of your amazing blogs!
Signed,
Not LeAnn posting comments on her own blog to see if anyone is noticing!

Anonymous said...

I only wish I had read this earlier this morning before I lost my beloved cocker spaniel FiFi when a Ghost Shark appeared from her water dish and swallowed her whole.
But thank you Geeez, for getting the word out there before it is too late for others....
You are a saint!

Anonymous said...

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN POST A COMMENT IN JUST A MATTER OF MOMENTS AND BRING A SMILE TO AN OLD LADY'S WRINKLED FACE?

Signed,

Someone other than LeAnn still posting comments on her own blog.

ltlrags said...

Don't tell LeAnn, but this "not LeAnn" person is as funny as LeAnn. If he/she had a blog he/she would get gobs of comments.

ltlrags said...

Don't tell LeAnn, but this "not LeAnn" person is as funny as LeAnn. If he/she had a blog he/she would get gobs of comments.

Anonymous said...

Bahahaha....Steve and I were watching "Sharknado" on SyFy TV this afternoon....Laughed our a$$es off it was soooo stupid.