Unless you have been living under a rock you must be aware of the recent uprising of meteorlogical marine incidents aka Sharknado.
As IMBd puts it:
"When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. "
But you may not know about Ghost Shark:
"When rednecks on a fishing trip kill a great white shark, its spirit comes back for revenge, and soon turns its sights on the town of Smallport. Teenage Ava, her younger sister Cicely and friend Blaise witness the start of the ghost shark's rampage but the authorities don't believe their story. With the help of a crotchety lighthouse keeper named Finch the teens discover that the spectral shark can hunt wherever there's water, and that the town's dark past may provide the clues they need to defeat it"
This is an actual picture I took recently at my neighborhood Albertsons Supermarket. Those are sharks. And water. And papertowels--- but those are just to throw you off.
The signs are all around you if you look for them.
And Big Brother doesn't want you to believe. They want you to take the threat lightly as the ranting of a middle aged sleep deprived granny.
But hear me now and listen to me later:
Big Brother Shark is out there.
He is hungry
And he thinks you look tasty.