Wednesday, April 10, 2013


Sometimes I think we should really embrace the concept of evolution. 
Survival of the fittest.  Natural selection.
Because there are some people who really shouldn't spread their DNA around. 
Here are a few examples:
The Walk Sign Pressers
These are the people who stand at the crosswalk and punch the walk sign button.
Over and over again as if this will make the light change faster.
As if someone is watching and is fooled into thinking that there are hundreds of people waiting.
As if someone were watching and is intimidated into changing the flow of traffic.
People Who Don't Understand How Motion Detectors Work
I saw this at the mall the other day;  someone punching the red dot that detects the motion and releases the paper towels.  Over and over and over... then declaring the machine broken
But most of all........

Whomever it is that needed a sign in front of Toys R Us to remind them that it isn't okay to bring guns into the store.  And the Corporate Genius who thinks that this sign is going to deter that individual.
Because these people should not breed.

1 comment:

ltlrags said...

Good news: natural selection works even if you don't believe in it. Bad news: stupid people have more babies on average than smart people. Since natural selection is more about the propagation of genes than the survival of the fittest, Darwin predicts that we're doomed!