Scent of a Woman

This morning, when I took my sister to work,

she was wearing a new perfume.

I can't say that I think it is a big winner scent.

 

It is Eau de Old German Woman

 

And it smells of Ben Gay ointment

And Braunsweiger

 

I wish I could say this wasn't true

That is what she smelled like

But not on purpose--

Just an unfortunate combination of

A very sore back

And dropping her breakfast down the front of her shirt

 

 

Still... It really reminded me of my German Grandma.....