Wednesday, October 3, 2012
On Politics; I am so finished with the whole thing. Don't talk to me about it any more. You human beings are mental. All of you.
On Getting Old: The cashier at Jack in The Box offered me the senior discount the other day.
On Having Leprosy: My leg itches all day long. I need a 'Cone Of Shame' to keep from scratching. If I wasn't so fat I would probably chew on it too.
On Marriage: To the couple in Germany who's minister dropped dead during their vows. Yes, that is a sign. Run..... RUN!!!!!!!
On Starting Physical Therapy Today: You said it was massage but it felt like you beat me with a baseball bat. This is supposed to help, right? Or did I wander into an S & M group?
On PC Building Names: My company bid a project the other day called the "Mid Valley Multipurpose Intergenerational Center" Yikes.
On Seeing Too Few Responses To Baby Pool: You know who you are ((CoughMonicaBeccaAshlieScooterZacharyCathyKathyCarolStaceyMCarriChandraLucyBeckyKatieCough)) And all the rest of you out there I say Really? REALLY??????? Have I not been punished enough lately????