I know that some of you are still confused by my new status as a citizen of Vega.
It has been just about a month now, you know, since I came out of the closet.
How do I know you are still confused?
The following is the transcript of a recent conversation.
Monica: Explain to me about the Vegan thing again.
Me: I don't eat animal protein
Monica: What exactly does that mean? No meat but what else?
What is the thing about the faces?
Me: The easy way to think of it is that I do not eat anything that has a face
or is made of something that has a face.
Monica: What about rice?
Me: Does rice have a face? No! I can eat rice but I eat brown rice
because I try not to eat processed foods.
Monica: What about the salad dressing you had for dinner?
Me: If I were a good Vegan I would not eat that because it has
cows milk in it and cows have a face.
Monica: What about nuts?
Me: DO FRICKING NUTS HAVE FACES???????
(She hands me this cashew)
This is the kind of supportive family that I live in.