Okay so my sister was driving down the freeway
Behind a truck full of sheep
And one jumps out!
And it is laying there on the side of the road!
And it isn't breathing!
So since she is a trained nurse,
she stops the car
And performs SHEEP-P-R!!
No, not really! How dumb are you people?
That is a paper sack along side the road!
(But I really was following a truck full of live sheep)