Raise your hand if you hate those motion controlled paper towel dispensers that they have in some public restrooms.
Are you raising your hand?
Because I am not sensing it.
Okay put it down next to the monitor and wave it around
Do some jazz hands
I am just not sensing it, are you sure you are waving?
Are you SURE????
Try doing that move from 'Grease' the hand chuck or something
Are you doing it?
Because I am JUST NOT SENSING IT and I can't dispense more wit on this blog until I sense it
Wipe your hands on your pants then