I said "Don't get me started on my hair" but nooooooooo you couldn't just let it go, could you?
So a few years ago some of my hair decided it was sick and tired of going to all that hard work producing melanin. SICK AND TIRED!!!!! And they just weren't going to do it any more. So they stopped and those hairs turned gray.
Of COURSE they were mostly located in the FRONT of my head right where my natural part is--- RIGHT IN THE FRONT!!!! Oh, and in case that wasn't enough they also decided they wanted a change so the ones that were curly decided to be straight. And the ones that were straight decided to be curly. Oh, but not a NICE straight or a NICE curly--- noooooo they were going to take a walk on the wild side. They were going to party like it was 1999. They were going to zig and zag and pop out at strange angles.
And WHAT'S MORE--- they weren't going to allow themselves to be painted!!! Oh NOOOOOO they were going to resist holding color more than 20 minutes unless they were tended to by professionals who cost a fortune and even at that they planned to STINKING GROW all the time. Every Day... millimeter by millimeter until they reclaimed their GRAYNESS!
And don't even get me started on my ear piercings.............