It was a quiet workaday afternoon when the phone call came in.
It was my 17 year old daughter.
"OMG OMG YOU HAVE TO COME HOME AND HELP ME THERE IS A HUGE ENOURMOUS KILLER GRASSHOPPER IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!!!!"
She was right It was enourmous. I mean-- look at it-------->>>
It is like half the size of my computer monitor. And look at those FANGS OF DEATH!!!!
It was hard to get a good picture of it because it was moving so fast and it was so big! It was like that Cloverfield movie!!!
IT WAS A GIANT HUGE RAMPAGING MENACE!!!!
Fortunately, Malley was there to save the day. He is one brave cat, my Malley (Note the Godzilla sized grasshopper sticking out of his mouth)