Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Insect Scourge

It was a quiet workaday afternoon when the phone call came in.

It was my 17 year old daughter.


Hysterical

Crying

"OMG OMG YOU HAVE TO COME HOME AND HELP ME THERE IS A HUGE ENOURMOUS KILLER GRASSHOPPER IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!!!!"


She was right It was enourmous. I mean-- look at it-------->>>

It is like half the size of my computer monitor. And look at those FANGS OF DEATH!!!!


It was hard to get a good picture of it because it was moving so fast and it was so big! It was like that Cloverfield movie!!!

IT WAS A GIANT HUGE RAMPAGING MENACE!!!!





Fortunately, Malley was there to save the day. He is one brave cat, my Malley (Note the Godzilla sized grasshopper sticking out of his mouth)






3 comments:

Boosalis Bloggle said...

This was the laugh I needed!! Thank you!!!

JC said...

Malley you can't stop digging for bug breaks ... man, get back to work. Your paws don't even look dirty... Remember Mom still has us prisoners ...

Riley

critterlover said...

Oh yes, BUGS... Ginger loves loves the warm nights so she can go-a-bug-huntin'. My Whiskers used to catch flying critters right out of the air. GO bug catchers!