This is a horrible thing to do to you out there. I am a horrible person.
Because the situation presented itself and in a flabbergasting display of insensitivity I felt COMPELLED to blog about your suffering.
What kind of awful person does that???
A blogger. Yes.... It is your great mis-fortune to have a blogger in your life.
You know who you are. The people who shun the Dreaded Canisters of Doom otherwise known as the Biscuits in a Can. Biscuits. In a CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some of us Tra La La blithely through life with nary a nano-second of thought lost wondering what could happen if we were to take one of those canisters that are packed with such astounding pressure-- chock full of Biscuit dough-- and SMASH them against an available counter..
I couldn't help myself.
They were delicious.
(No animals were harmed in the documentation of the Biscuit Can Of Doom Documentary)