Prepare To Be Impressed

Attention Geeezers (pronounced JEEEZERS, by the way, not as in Old Folks)

I think it is time for me to come out and tell you all that I am Bi-Matricular.
That is right. As of today.
Even up to this morning I was singularly matriculating but sometime around noon I made the leap and committed myself to matriculating in more than one location. At One Time

Prepare Yourselves

I am now a college student at the Antelope Valley College (Go Mauraders!!!) where I will be studying Financial Management AND at Cerro Costa College (Go Coyotes!!!) where I will be studying Spanish.
In a few short years I hope to graduate from these various esteemed educational centers with a Double Associates Of Arts Degrees.

Oh Yeah


And then I will transfer to California State University at BAKERSFIELD (GO ROADRUNNERS!!!) where I will eventually (cough2019cough) graduate with a Bachelors Degree in Bidness

I know. I know. You WISH you were matriculating like me!!